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段子收集

收集比较现实的好玩的段子,不一定带有讽刺性
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名人名言

  • 程序员的3种美德:懒惰、急躁和傲慢(Laziness, Impatience and hubris)。
    Laziness(懒惰)
    The quality that makes you go to great effort to reduce overall energy expenditure. It makes you write labor-saving programs that other people will find useful, and document what you wrote so you don’t have to answer so many questions about it. Hence, the first great virtue of a programmer, Also hence, this book.
    是这样一种品质,它使得你花大力气去避免消耗过多的精力。它敦促你写出节省体力的程序,同时别人也能利用它们。为此你会写出完善的文档,以免别人问你太多问题。
    Impatience(急躁)
    The anger you feel when the computer is being lazy. This makes you write programs that don’t just react to your needs, but actually anticipate them. Or at least pretend to. Hence, the second great virtue of a programmer.
    是这样一种愤怒——当你发现计算机懒洋洋地不给出结果。于是你写出更优秀的代码,能尽快真正的解决问题。至少看上去是这样。
    Hubris(傲慢)
    Excessive pride, the sort of thing Zeus zaps you for. Also the quality that makes you write (and maintain) programs that other people won’t want to say bad things about. Hence, the third great virtue of a programmer.
    极度的自信,使你有信心写出(或维护)别人挑不出毛病的程序。
    —— Larry Wall, the author of Perl Language.

勇敢地面对他,奥利给

  • 代码(尤其是核心代码)写得越烂越好,写好了容易被优化,写烂了系统就离不开你了。这叫什么?这叫对同事与代码进行了解耦,实现了面向工位编程。

对码当歌

  • 老夫聊发少年狂,不小心,不小心,选错行,误入IT,两眼泪茫茫。
  • 半夜话凄凉,转眼泪千行。日日工期紧,亦为重构忙。
  • 年少不经事,埋头编程忙。指键铿锵落,不及细思量。bug千百个,comment无一行。休言敏捷易,做来断人肠。
  • 无数假期渺茫茫,夜三更,bug调出千百行。香烟一半,犹如饥渴似疯狂。
  • 对酒当歌,代码几何。誓如昨日,需求太多。全当放屁,口吐芬芳。

21天学会C++

21天学会C++